A "to dumb to be a criminal" bonehead award goes to an unnamed man in San Francisco, CA.
It was the day that the jury was to decide whether the man was guilty or not for auto theft. While the man sat inside the courtroom, bystanders outside noticed an SUV with dogs inside. With the warm temperature the bystanders alerted the police. The man exited the court and headed to the SUV where police charged him not only with animal cruelty but also with stealing the SUV he drove to his auto theft trail!
If you have a bonehead story, I'd like to hear from you.